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29 May 2009 @ 12:39 pm
Fan Fiction | My Favorite Martian ~ "Men Are from Mars"  
Fandom: My Favorite Martian
Title: "Men Are from Mars"
Author: Dash O'Pepper
Genre: Gen / Humour
Rating: All
Summary: Uncle Martin gives Tim a history lesson.
Length: Drabble
Status: Complete
Disclaimers: My Favorite Martian is a registered trademark of Jack Chertok Television Productions and the Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS). All rights reserved. This work of fan fiction is not meant in any way to infringe on copyrights already held by these companies and/or their subsidiaries.

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“I remember Homer writing the Illiad,” began Martin O’Hara. “She was always searching for the precise word.”

“Uncle Martin, Homer was a man.”

“No, Tim. Homer was a woman: dark hair, beautiful olive complexion, the most entrancing eyes . . . ”

“But the history books?”

“Those were crafted by men. Stories about heroes, larger-than-life figures -- those have been created and propagated by women. First as tales around campfires, then in written form.”

Tim shook his head. “Next, you’ll be telling me Wilma Shakespeare wrote Hamlet.”

Martin smiled. “No. But I did think when Shakespeare appropriated the plot, he would have continued the Hamlet/Horatio subplot.”

~ Fin ~

© 2009 Dash O'Pepper
(Anonymous) on October 24th, 2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
Oh, how true to characters!